Supervillian Update

Hello my minions. My most sincere apologies for not posting anything for a while. I have been very busy lately. I recently have moved to Idaho to research Potato Weaponry. It is going quite well. I can't go into details at the moment in case Captain Chaos is reading this but I promise it is quite maniacal. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Also, apparently Mr. Captain Chaos has taken over my cloning facility... This greatly dissapoints me. Many minions shall hang for this.

Anyway, hopefully I will find time to post some Vlogs soon. Like I said I am quite busy now. For now keep being minions and keep doing evil stuff.

- Dr. McBeth

Deathray Test 15

Today the deathray made the kitten turn halfway into a dog... It began chasing it's tail.
For once, a dog chasing its tail actually makes sense.

- Dr McBeth

Deathray test 14

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've still been in search of a new laboratory.
However I did manage to test a new deathray today. It caused the kitten to disintegrate.

Meh... I know I can do better than that...

- Dr. McBeth

Hayabusa's On A Boat

My minion Personsen made this the other day. It's pretty good for a first!


Hayabusa's On A Boat by ~Personsen on deviantART

Deathray Test 13

Sorry for the late update, the last kitten once again destroyed the entire lab and most of my minions. When we shot it with the deathray it sprouted tentacles and became self aware. Once might say that kittens are already self aware, but this one became even more self aware. It wrapped itself in its bullet-proof tentacles and then began bouncing off the walls, killing everything in its path. The past four days I've been fighting to survive.

As soon as I escaped the facility, I nuked it from orbit.

I hope to accurate a new lab soon, and I'll need to hire some new minions. Until then I'll do my experiments in the attic of my house.

- Dr. McBeth

Deathray Test 12

Today I fired the deathray at the kitten and it grew 10 times in size! It's meow was loud enough to break windows and other glass. We took it down with some tranquilizers and then launched it into space in a rocket.

You may call this a waste of a perfectly good rocket, but I call it SCIENCE.

- Dr. McBeth

Deathray Test 11

Today I fired the deathray and it turned into a kitten. This kitten could fire deathbeams from it's mouth, killing one of my minions, so I turned it into a waffle maker.

I'm gonna have to have a make your own waffle bar at the lab one of these days.

Speaking of which, I found a new lab. I'll never tell you where it is though... MUHAHAHAHA!

- Dr. McBeth