Deathray Test 15

Today the deathray made the kitten turn halfway into a dog... It began chasing it's tail.
For once, a dog chasing its tail actually makes sense.

- Dr McBeth

Deathray test 14

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've still been in search of a new laboratory.
However I did manage to test a new deathray today. It caused the kitten to disintegrate.

Meh... I know I can do better than that...

- Dr. McBeth

Hayabusa's On A Boat

My minion Personsen made this the other day. It's pretty good for a first!


Hayabusa's On A Boat by ~Personsen on deviantART

Deathray Test 13

Sorry for the late update, the last kitten once again destroyed the entire lab and most of my minions. When we shot it with the deathray it sprouted tentacles and became self aware. Once might say that kittens are already self aware, but this one became even more self aware. It wrapped itself in its bullet-proof tentacles and then began bouncing off the walls, killing everything in its path. The past four days I've been fighting to survive.

As soon as I escaped the facility, I nuked it from orbit.

I hope to accurate a new lab soon, and I'll need to hire some new minions. Until then I'll do my experiments in the attic of my house.

- Dr. McBeth