Today I fired the deathray at the kitten and it grew 10 times in size! It's meow was loud enough to break windows and other glass. We took it down with some tranquilizers and then launched it into space in a rocket.
You may call this a waste of a perfectly good rocket, but I call it SCIENCE.
- Dr. McBeth
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Deathray Test 11
Today I fired the deathray and it turned into a kitten. This kitten could fire deathbeams from it's mouth, killing one of my minions, so I turned it into a waffle maker.
I'm gonna have to have a make your own waffle bar at the lab one of these days.
Speaking of which, I found a new lab. I'll never tell you where it is though... MUHAHAHAHA!
- Dr. McBeth
I'm gonna have to have a make your own waffle bar at the lab one of these days.
Speaking of which, I found a new lab. I'll never tell you where it is though... MUHAHAHAHA!
- Dr. McBeth
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Deathray Test 9
Today I decided to mix things up a bit and fire the deathray at a baby turtle instead of a kitten...
Worst. Idea. EVER.
When the turtle was hit with the blast from the deathray it was sent flying. It ricocheted off the walls and eventually hit one of my minions in the head. The shell seemed to fuse to his skull and the turtle then had complete control of the minion's body.
It grabbed one of my waffle maker deathrays and began firing randomly. So many of my minions were turned into waffle makers it wasn't even funny. (Well kinda...)
I was then forced to launch a mini nuke into my lab to kill it. Only 12 of my 156 minions escaped. I am going to have to locate a new laboratory and hire some new minions...
This day is off to a very bad start...
- Dr. McBeth
Worst. Idea. EVER.
When the turtle was hit with the blast from the deathray it was sent flying. It ricocheted off the walls and eventually hit one of my minions in the head. The shell seemed to fuse to his skull and the turtle then had complete control of the minion's body.
It grabbed one of my waffle maker deathrays and began firing randomly. So many of my minions were turned into waffle makers it wasn't even funny. (Well kinda...)
I was then forced to launch a mini nuke into my lab to kill it. Only 12 of my 156 minions escaped. I am going to have to locate a new laboratory and hire some new minions...
This day is off to a very bad start...
- Dr. McBeth
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Deathray Test 8
Today Captain Chaos and I fired both of our deathrays at the same kitten. This opened an alternate universe where kittens perform tests on supervillains.
Before any evil kittens could escape, we closed the wormhole with ductape and then locked it away in a shoebox. We then threw said shoebox into the lake. How we did this was beyond me. I think there might have actually just been a gas leak...
Oh well it was friggen awesome none the less.
- Dr. McBeth
Before any evil kittens could escape, we closed the wormhole with ductape and then locked it away in a shoebox. We then threw said shoebox into the lake. How we did this was beyond me. I think there might have actually just been a gas leak...
Oh well it was friggen awesome none the less.
- Dr. McBeth
Vlog Ep 3 - "The League of Washintonian Supervillains"
New faces, new waffle makers... MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Deathray Test 7
Today I fired the newest deathray prototype at the kitten test subject and it deflected the blast with its collar identification tag. The laser blast then hit one of my nearby minions who then transformed into a kitten. Does this count as irony? I'm not sure to be honest...
Well at least I won't have to pay for tomorrow's test subject. MUHAHAHAHA!
Seeing as no testing was actually done on this kitten test subject, we then removed it's collar and fired an additional deathray blast at it. The kitten then froze into a block of ice.
I told my minions to put it in the freezer so we could use it as the ice-sculpture at my next supervillain get-together. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Dr. McBeth
Well at least I won't have to pay for tomorrow's test subject. MUHAHAHAHA!
Seeing as no testing was actually done on this kitten test subject, we then removed it's collar and fired an additional deathray blast at it. The kitten then froze into a block of ice.
I told my minions to put it in the freezer so we could use it as the ice-sculpture at my next supervillain get-together. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Dr. McBeth
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