Today I fired the newest deathray prototype at the kitten test subject and it deflected the blast with its collar identification tag. The laser blast then hit one of my nearby minions who then transformed into a kitten. Does this count as irony? I'm not sure to be honest...
Well at least I won't have to pay for tomorrow's test subject. MUHAHAHAHA!
Seeing as no testing was actually done on this kitten test subject, we then removed it's collar and fired an additional deathray blast at it. The kitten then froze into a block of ice.
I told my minions to put it in the freezer so we could use it as the ice-sculpture at my next supervillain get-together. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Dr. McBeth
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