Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Deathray Test 4

Today when we tested the new design the kitten suddenly lost gravity, floated up to the ceiling of the laboratory, and then transformed into a gecko. This gecko then sprouted wings and began dive-bombing my minions. It tried to sell us car insurance, claw out people's eyes, and scratch the scalps of the more bald minions.

I finally ended the madness by firing a harpoon at it, pinning it against the wall. I know we basically just played god by changing a kitten into a gecko, even if by accident, but either way that was pretty friggen awesome.

I love my job.

- Dr. McBeth.

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